The 10 Commandments of GAWD

As revealed by the one and only, the divine degen, GAWD of Memecoins.

1. Thou Shalt YOLO Responsibly
When the moon shines bright and the gains look tasty, remember: thou art still mortal. Bet big, but know when to HODL, and when to chill.

2. Thou Shalt Worship No Other Memes Before Me
There may be many meme gods, but I, GAWD, am the meme that binds them all. Doge, Shiba, and Pepe may walk among you, but I am the OG—Original GAWD.

3. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Gains
Envy not the moon bags of others. Rejoice in your neighbor’s Lambo, for they, too, once held worthless JPEGs in their wallet.

4. Honor Thy Bag Holders and Degens
For they are the true believers. Treat them well, for they have endured the pump, the dump, and the dreaded rug pull.

5. Thou Shalt Gamble on the Most Degenerate of Odds
Whether on the roll of a dice, the price of Solana, or the number of tacos Vitalik eats, thou shalt never shy from a bet—even if it’s doomed from the start.

6. Thou Shalt Not FOMO... Too Hard
Let not the fear of missing out consume thy soul. Know that what pumps today may dump tomorrow, and what dumps today may moon by dawn. (Or not. Who knows?)

7. Thou Shalt Shill with Absurd Conviction
Thou shalt spread the word of $GAWD far and wide. Shill on Twitter, TikTok, and even to that weird uncle who still thinks crypto is a scam. Let no conversation be free from thy shilling.

8. Thou Shalt Respect the Sacred Pump and Dump Cycle
All things come in waves—thou shalt ride them gloriously to the top, and then crash like a degenerate without a care in the world. And repeat.

9. Thou Shalt Post Memes Daily
A day without memes is a day wasted. Post them, retweet them, live by them. For it is through memes that thou shalt achieve true enlightenment.

10. Thou Shalt Take Nothing Seriously (Except the Gains)
Life is short, gains are fleeting, and memes are eternal. Laugh at everything—rug pulls, liquidations, and even your own losses—because in the end, GAWD giveth and GAWD taketh away.